Girls Camel Toe

Joie:
I also bought jeans. Levis no less. Been a long time since I owned Levis. And a long time since I had jeans I had to fight to pull over my hips and bum. Yay!! The last pair can come down over my hips without undoing the button/zip. Nice to have a pair of jeans that show the cameltoe again, the way jeans are meant to be. (Salesgirl says they will relax a little with wear - they need to, I have just put them on and they are um, nice’n'tight.) Size fucken 9. Ridiculous. She talked me out of the 10. I bet I gain weight from tonight onwards and can never fit these jeans again *sigh*. They are definately eating me when I sit down.
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I gotta clean the pigsty house and work out what to wear to look casual like I’ve been hanging in the house but also look pretty. My cameltoe jeans are totally making me throb, and the thought of B and acting out. I’m downing my wine. Drink and fucking will fix this feeling.

I think it sthose visions of your jeans getting lucky and eating you… Camel toe jeans… OOOOHHH baby!!!