No sex for Paris Hilton this year

Posted on Thursday 9 November 2006

Paris Hilton cameltoe
LONDON, Aug. 6, 2006
Paris Hilton, the 25-year-old who gained international fame when a former boyfriend posted a videotape of the couple having sex on the Internet… She tells Britain’s GQ magazine, “I’m not having sex for a year. … I’ll kiss, but nothing else.” Hilton told the magazine she has had sex with only two men during her lifetime.

Now forgive me if I’m wrong, but won’t it be a little difficult for Paris to focus on her real “work”, that being the filming and releasing of her own home sex videos onto the internet, when she isn’t going to be having sex? This decision would surely be bad for business.

But I can’t see her lasting too long with this no sex existence. The hormones are already getting to much for her as you can see here in this picture of the heiress Paris Hilton, airing out her hot sweaty cameltoe (camel toe or maybe even frontal wedgie depending on where you come from). If it was my call, I would say those panties would have been on the floor of some schmucks hotel room within about 5 minutes of that photo being taken….

Of the videotape with Rick Solomon that became one of the most searched-for items on the Internet in 2003, she said: “I never received a dime from it. It’s just dirty money and he should give it all to some charity for the sexually abused or something.”

2 Comments for 'No sex for Paris Hilton this year'

  1.  
    Desperado
    July 17, 2007 | 4:38 am
     

    Still through the dusk of dead, blank-legended. And unremunerative years we search. To get where life begins, and still we groan. Because we do not find the living spark. Where no spark ever was; and thus we die, Still searching…

  2.  
    Desperado
    July 17, 2007 | 5:49 am
     

    You think the only people who are people, Are the ones who look and think the way you do?

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